do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
