Apparently you make a good broom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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