So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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