So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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