Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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