Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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