I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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