He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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