I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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