normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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