he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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