Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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