Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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