We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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