do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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