HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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