i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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