There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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