I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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