okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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