All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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