i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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