All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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