We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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