Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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