Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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