This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Congratulations! We have a period
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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