Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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