so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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