We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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