theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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