Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
