The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just google imaged poop.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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