Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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