these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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