dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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