(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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