Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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