are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Houston, we have a squirter
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i think i just lost a toe
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