You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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