Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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