The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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