So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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