ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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