My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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