the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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