i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I need help removing her.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I made him laugh his dick is mine
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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