these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
