don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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