My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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