It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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